And two thirds of them are women! Nobody in the lab makes me feel like I am out of place being a woman, so I don't really mind, but I've been the only girl around for the past eleven months and it makes me a bit sad to have so few women in the field.

(After having read and heard so many stories of women being treated differently from men in research labs, I have thought a bit about it. I think I have been spared because all the PhD students or post-docs I am dealing with are young, brilliant, open-minded men. The only guy who did not treated me like he expected me to be intelligent was the one guy who was forced to quit the lab and whose opinion never mattered because everybody agreed to say he was a one moronic asshole. And as far as my advisor is concerned, getting work done is way more important than anything else; if a salmonella was going to him with good degrees and recommendations and lived up to his expectations, he would not question working with the salmonella.)

So, yay, women! Plus, one of them sounds like she would be interested in working with me, which would be awesome because I am the only one doing whatever it is that I am doing right now and I miss the interaction. And I don't really want my research to die when I'll leave the lab because it is pretty awesome, and it would be great to have someone to pass it on. (It would be even better to keep on doing it myself, but that might very well not be possible, for various reasons.)

So all looks pretty damn well!

The only thing is... before I had a chance to see the newcomers, several of my lab mates who had already met with one of the girls were talking about her being hot. As they rarely discuss these matters with me (even when we are not in a professional context), I was expecting her to be really stunning.

She is not.

Of course, I found her good-looking, with a very cute smile, but nothing stupefying.

...

I don't even think she has better looks than me. Or not by much.

...

I could, of course, have very different taste than them in women. But I find their girlfriends quite pretty, and I'm hoping for everybody involved that they do too. (Even though we'll all agree that they also have other qualities. I am being shallow and talking about looks here, so please.)

And I am now wondering... What the fuck do the guys say about me when I'm not around?